1 00:00:00,793 --> 00:00:03,141 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:03,175 --> 00:00:05,488 Aww, look at my baby. 3 00:00:05,522 --> 00:00:07,593 Just so handsome and smart. 4 00:00:07,628 --> 00:00:08,870 Mmm, thank ya, baby. 5 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:10,631 Not you, Tony. [Laughing] 6 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,702 I'm talkin' about Devin. 7 00:00:13,254 --> 00:00:16,154 Gosh, it seems like just yesterday he would sit on my lap, 8 00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:19,329 crying, clinging to his teddy bear, suckin' on his little thumb, 9 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:21,469 complaining to me about school. 10 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:22,677 That was yesterday, Lisa. 11 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:25,853 Shut up, Tony. 12 00:00:25,887 --> 00:00:28,200 You know what, maybe I should make him a "Welcome home cake". 13 00:00:28,235 --> 00:00:30,720 Or a chocolate fudge pazookie. 14 00:00:31,169 --> 00:00:34,241 Damn Lisa, he's supposed to gain the Freshman fifteen at school not here. 15 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,381 I know, I know. I'm just excited to see him. 16 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:37,830 - Yeah, I miss him too. - Yeah. 17 00:00:37,865 --> 00:00:39,936 Thanksgiving, just wouldn't be the same without Devin 18 00:00:40,005 --> 00:00:42,180 stickin' his dirty ole' fingers in the sweet potato mix. 19 00:00:42,214 --> 00:00:43,388 Burpin' at the table. 20 00:00:43,422 --> 00:00:45,390 Or tellin' us he's thankful for himself every year. 21 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:47,840 Oh, I'm sure he's past that phase, ok. 22 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,085 He is a young adult now, and probably taller than you. 23 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:53,225 So that don't mean nothin'. He still ain't grown. 24 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:55,641 I got a six foot belt in that closet if he tries to test me. 25 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:56,677 [Laughs] 26 00:00:56,711 --> 00:00:58,713 Now, naw in all seriousness, I'm proud of him. 27 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,234 He's getting good grades, he's being responsible, making new friends. 28 00:01:02,234 --> 00:01:03,787 Oh, speaking of friends. 29 00:01:03,822 --> 00:01:06,445 He's bringing his new buddy Sam, with him for the holiday. 30 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,965 I'm cool with that. Long as he cleans his room. 31 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,554 Boy been gone two months. Smell like he never left. 32 00:01:11,554 --> 00:01:12,831 [Audience Laughter] 33 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,247 Last time I walked by, almost passed out from DTM. 34 00:01:15,627 --> 00:01:16,559 What!? 35 00:01:16,559 --> 00:01:18,078 Devin's Toxic Musk. 36 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:20,632 Cut it out. You made that up. 37 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:22,496 [Ebony from outside] Who opened Devin's door? 38 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:24,912 Now the whole hallway smells like DTM! 39 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:26,707 It's a thing, Lisa. 40 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:29,296 The boy's room smells like pitbulls and taco meat. 41 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:30,090 Eww. 42 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:32,851 ♪ Woke up and my wife said to me 43 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,267 ♪ The bill collectors want their fees 44 00:01:35,302 --> 00:01:37,511 ♪ Kids keep talking back to me 45 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,202 ♪ Family Time 46 00:01:39,271 --> 00:01:44,104 ♪ Family Time, Family Time, Family Time 47 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:47,762 Lisa. 48 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:49,592 Lisa! 49 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,766 Lisa! 50 00:01:53,665 --> 00:01:54,907 What Tony? 51 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:56,668 What'd you want? Why do you keep callin' my name? 52 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:58,290 I'm trying to get dressed. 53 00:01:58,325 --> 00:01:59,533 I thought you were already dressed. 54 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:01,328 I didn't like it, ok. I'm changing. 55 00:02:01,604 --> 00:02:02,743 Now, what's wrong? 56 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:04,779 Nothin's wrong, nothin's wrong. I just been thinking. 57 00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:07,057 Oh damn. Here we go again with the thinking. 58 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:08,783 I'm serious. It's about Devin. 59 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,855 The boy's been doin' good, thinikin'. 60 00:02:12,201 --> 00:02:14,203 Maybe we should get him a little car, or something. 61 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:16,688 He doesn't need a car, Tony. He's a freshman. 62 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:20,381 Yeah, well his grades are pretty good. Mmm, for Devin. 63 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:22,694 When I was his age. I had a fly little ride. 64 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:24,144 You had a '73 Gremlin. 65 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:26,525 Yeah, but it had rims on it. 66 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:29,804 I don't think it's a good idea, Tony. 67 00:02:29,839 --> 00:02:31,944 He is not the most responsible person. 68 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:34,361 He can barely keep track of his keys, half the time. 69 00:02:34,809 --> 00:02:35,914 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 70 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,605 Where you goin'? I'm trying to have a conversation. 71 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,262 Tony, I gotta get back up stairs, ok. 72 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:41,989 Need to figure out what to wear. My sister just got here. We gotta cook. 73 00:02:42,023 --> 00:02:45,544 Ok, well you know what, it is unsanitary to have pets in the kitchen while you cookin. 74 00:02:47,097 --> 00:02:49,169 And I don't wanna hear nothing about no service animals either. 75 00:02:50,584 --> 00:02:51,619 Bye Tony. 76 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,069 Ok, wa, wa, wait. 77 00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:55,140 One more question, last question. I promise. 78 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:56,831 Why you got that scarf on ya head? 79 00:02:58,143 --> 00:03:00,076 Tony, I'm trying to not to get the smell of the food in my hair 80 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:01,111 while I cook, Ok. 81 00:03:01,111 --> 00:03:03,183 I'm trying to kill two birds with one stone. 82 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,495 Yes! Finally we're on the same page. 83 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,152 You gonna kill both your sisters with one stone. 84 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,567 That's what I'm talkin' about. 85 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,433 No Tony, I'm talkin' about polishing my silverware and cookin' my greens. 86 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:13,883 Now, please leave me alone. 87 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,471 Ok, ok, ok. Do your thang. Do your thang. 88 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:21,649 Hmm. Hey, Lisa. 89 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,237 Lisa! 90 00:03:23,272 --> 00:03:25,377 All this talk about food and collard greens got me hungry. 91 00:03:25,412 --> 00:03:26,654 Can you throw me down a snack? 92 00:03:27,552 --> 00:03:29,209 I got yo' snack. 93 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,865 You know what. I'm not even that hungry. Matter of fact. 94 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:39,288 [Instrumental Music] 95 00:03:39,322 --> 00:03:41,911 Why you over there grinning like a damn Cheshire cat? 96 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:43,361 Well. 97 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:47,917 It's not your business. It's a surprise. 98 00:03:48,193 --> 00:03:49,125 Ok, whatever. 99 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:51,610 Ok, fine. Since your prying it out of me. 100 00:03:52,611 --> 00:03:56,546 [Singing] I got a boyfriend. A new boyfriend. 101 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:58,134 Ok. 102 00:03:58,168 --> 00:04:01,206 Well, that explains why she's dressed like Little Uzi Hurt. 103 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:05,348 Really Lori, a new boyfriend. 104 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:06,418 Mmm. 105 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:08,386 Don't you think it's a little bit... 106 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:09,594 Thirsty!? 107 00:04:10,836 --> 00:04:12,010 No. 108 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:14,702 Ah actually, I was gonna say soon. 109 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:19,742 I know Lisa, but I really think he's the one this time. 110 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:23,539 Oh you think he's the one. Just like you thought Tyrone was the one. 111 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:25,679 And then you thought Andre was the one. 112 00:04:25,713 --> 00:04:27,819 Oh and let's not forget about One-Legged-Willy, 113 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:31,201 cause you thought he was gonna be with you every step of the way. 114 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:33,031 [Laughing] - He could not help his problems. 115 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,240 Listen I know you definitely had your ups and downs, 116 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,414 when it comes to relationships. 117 00:04:36,483 --> 00:04:39,382 But if you truly feel you have found your match. 118 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:40,383 I say go for it. 119 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:41,729 Thank you, Lisa. 120 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:43,075 Mmm. 121 00:04:44,007 --> 00:04:46,872 So how'd you two temporary lovebirds meet? 122 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:48,184 Well... 123 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:51,429 We met on this cute little dating website 124 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,776 called Black Love Matters. 125 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:56,157 And we've been dating ever since. 126 00:04:56,503 --> 00:05:00,161 Always sends roses to my doorstep every Friday. 127 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:01,887 He takes me to dinner dates. 128 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:08,238 And he's even promised to take me on this surprise vacation to Le Chateau Le Blanc. 129 00:05:09,274 --> 00:05:11,621 Le Chateau Le Blanc. 130 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:13,416 The, the white house? 131 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:14,762 Uh-uh, he tacky. 132 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:18,076 You know what. Mom should've never gave you french lessons. 133 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,078 I think it sounds exciting. 134 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,769 I really do..What's his name? 135 00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:23,426 Well, he's name is Blaire. 136 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:25,808 He's an investment banker. 137 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,258 Who's also a part time real estate broker. 138 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:31,469 And he drives a matte black Tesla. 139 00:05:31,503 --> 00:05:32,815 He's rich, witches. 140 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,610 He's rich! 141 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:37,026 Good for you. 142 00:05:37,267 --> 00:05:38,441 Have you met his wife yet? 143 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:43,032 Shut up, Stankenstein. 144 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,656 Just because I found love and you haven't. 145 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:49,279 Doesn't mean you can rain on my parade. 146 00:05:49,314 --> 00:05:50,522 He's a nice guy. 147 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:53,283 And when do we get to meet this nice guy? 148 00:05:53,629 --> 00:05:55,044 Well about that. 149 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:59,462 If it's ok with you, Lisa. I kinda invited him to dinner this evening. 150 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:01,464 Oh, lord help us. 151 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,707 Of course that's ok. 152 00:06:02,707 --> 00:06:04,433 -Yes. - Can't wait to meet him. 153 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,813 Yeah. 154 00:06:05,882 --> 00:06:07,850 I can't wait for him to see you without your make-up on. 155 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:16,030 [Instrumental Music] 156 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:18,585 Come on, Kuz. Hit that baby, you wide open. 157 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:20,103 Yes! Yes! 158 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:21,173 [Doorbell Rings] - Yes. 159 00:06:21,242 --> 00:06:23,037 Hey eh, Ebony can you answer the door? 160 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:25,212 [Audience Laughter] 161 00:06:25,212 --> 00:06:27,421 Ebony! Earth to, Ebony. 162 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:29,389 [Audience Laughter] 163 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:32,219 Hey Mothra, Godzilla. Can one of y'all climb off the buildings 164 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:36,085 and open the door for me, please? 165 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:38,259 Can't you see, we busy Michael Jackass. 166 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:40,158 [Laughing] You get the door. 167 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:47,786 Hey, how you doin? You must be Tony. 168 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:49,201 And you better have the wrong house. 169 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:51,341 Cause if you here to see, Ebony. I'm whoopin' your ass. 170 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:54,897 Ebony? Naw man, I'm here to see Lori. 171 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:56,243 Lori? 172 00:06:56,243 --> 00:06:59,004 Ah, honey. Blaire Boo. 173 00:06:59,073 --> 00:06:59,867 Blaire Boo? 174 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:02,560 Eh, yes everyone I'd like you to meet 175 00:07:02,594 --> 00:07:04,562 my new boyfriend Blaire Patel. 176 00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:06,080 [Laughing] 177 00:07:06,115 --> 00:07:07,323 You're, you're here for Lori? 178 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:08,876 Uh, how old are you brother? 179 00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:10,119 I'm twenty-six. 180 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:11,914 Aw, you need me to get you some tea? 181 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:13,018 Why? 182 00:07:13,087 --> 00:07:15,262 So I can de-hypnotize you out of the Sunken Place. 183 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:17,678 Why don't you just get out my business. 184 00:07:17,678 --> 00:07:19,093 Jordan Banana Peele. 185 00:07:20,785 --> 00:07:22,787 Blaire may be young, but 186 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:24,409 we have a lot in common, don't we. 187 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,860 - Hmm. - We like the same movies. 188 00:07:26,894 --> 00:07:28,793 The same music. 189 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:30,691 You know I love my oldies girl. 190 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:31,416 [Laughing] 191 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,417 We that's obvious. 192 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,867 [Laughter] 193 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:36,697 And..he has a great job. 194 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:39,010 Stable and very successful. 195 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,287 Hmm. 196 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:42,772 What does he, ah coach little league games down at the YMCA. 197 00:07:42,807 --> 00:07:44,360 [Audience Laughter] 198 00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:46,051 Actually I'm a real estate broker. 199 00:07:46,086 --> 00:07:50,470 I've found houses for celebrities like Mariah Carey and Demi Moore. 200 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:53,265 Who both happen to be very successful women. 201 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,060 And are both very notorious cougars. 202 00:07:55,095 --> 00:07:56,406 Mm mmm. 203 00:07:56,441 --> 00:07:58,892 Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Blaire. 204 00:07:58,892 --> 00:08:00,169 You know make yourself at home. 205 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:02,620 Enjoy yourself and the food will be ready soon. 206 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:05,036 Oh, it's ok. I'm sure Lori already burped him. 207 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:07,210 [Laughs] 208 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,315 I'm back. 209 00:08:08,349 --> 00:08:09,868 Oh! What's up, son? 210 00:08:09,903 --> 00:08:11,629 [Laughs] Glad you're home, baby. 211 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:12,837 Let me get that bag for ya. 212 00:08:12,871 --> 00:08:13,838 Oh, damn that's heavy. 213 00:08:13,872 --> 00:08:16,496 - really? - My baby's back. 214 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:18,705 Give me love. Where's Sam? 215 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:20,396 - Oh, just parkin' the rent-a-car. - Ok. 216 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:21,362 Let me get in here. 217 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:23,468 Oooh, move. Welcome back. 218 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:26,195 Sup, Musty. 219 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:27,610 Sup, Crusty. 220 00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:30,164 Still haven't gained any swag, I see. 221 00:08:30,164 --> 00:08:32,512 Still, Uncle Donnie's daughter, I see. 222 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:35,894 [Doorbell Ringing] 223 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,415 Hello. 224 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:41,313 Hi ah, you one of Ebony's friends? 225 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,677 Oh no Dad, that's Sam. 226 00:08:42,677 --> 00:08:45,801 [Instrumental Music] 227 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:51,910 [Instrumental Music] 228 00:08:51,945 --> 00:08:52,083 Wow Mrs. Stallworth, this food is absolutely amazing. 229 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:55,500 Thanks, Sam. 230 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:57,364 So, how did you and Devin meet? 231 00:08:57,951 --> 00:09:00,436 Well, we recently started taking a programming class together 232 00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:02,024 and that's when the sparks started to fly. 233 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:04,164 - Hmm. - Oh, how sweet. 234 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:06,442 The sparks of romance. 235 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:08,202 No, sparks literally started flying, 236 00:09:08,202 --> 00:09:11,136 when Devin spilled coffee on his computer the first day. 237 00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:13,760 [Laughs] Oh ok, so you guys are just friends? 238 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:14,933 Yeah. 239 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:16,694 I mean but it comes with it's benefits. 240 00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:17,902 [Choking] 241 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:19,628 Excuse me? 242 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:22,044 No, no, no. I phrased that wrong. 243 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,737 Me and Sam, throw benefit concerts every Saturday at school. 244 00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:28,119 You know to raise money for a bunch of different charities. 245 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,327 Oh, that's great. 246 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:30,880 And on top of all of that. 247 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,676 Davin and I, also created an app called "Pitch Please". 248 00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:35,367 That modulates the tone of your voice. 249 00:09:35,402 --> 00:09:38,025 Yep, you can go from James Earl Jones, 250 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:40,718 to Michel'le in a matter of seconds. 251 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,374 - Hmm. - How? 252 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,997 - Y'all wanna see? [All] - Yeah. 253 00:09:44,722 --> 00:09:47,725 [High-pitched] My name is Devin Stallworth. 254 00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:50,590 [Laughter] 255 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,282 Well, you actually sound like that a few years ago. 256 00:09:53,316 --> 00:09:54,835 Shut up. 257 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:57,562 [Laughter] That's absolutely brilliant, baby. 258 00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:59,529 I knew you were a genius. 259 00:09:59,564 --> 00:10:00,841 Can I try? 260 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:02,222 Oh no, Rachel. It ain't gonna pick the sounds of a werewolf. 261 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:04,396 [Imitates Howling] Oooh ooooh owwww. 262 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,813 I think that's a great design, guys. 263 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:08,849 I actually got a couple of app ideas 264 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:10,713 for my real estate business I'm trying to develop. 265 00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:12,853 - We should chop it up. - Bet. 266 00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:14,579 I don't see why not. You guys can talk about it while you're 267 00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:16,857 sitting around the daycare center. 268 00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:18,445 I think it's a great idea. 269 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:20,758 You and Blaire should collaborate, bae. 270 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:23,761 I think it's amazing that you support your son's endeavors. 271 00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:26,936 My parents aren't really that supportive of me. 272 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:27,903 Who she talkin' to? 273 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,595 She did not just say her son. That is hysterical. 274 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,321 Oh, your nephew. 275 00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:33,425 Oow. 276 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,599 This day just keeps getting better and better. 277 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:36,187 You know what. Don't make me little girl. 278 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,258 Um, Tony. Hey, hey what about a Thanksgiving toast? 279 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,604 - Hmm. - Oh. Yes, yes. 280 00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:41,261 A toast for sure. 281 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:45,403 Cause by the look of those rolls. You've obviously had plenty of bread. 282 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,924 Yeah, but the looks of that weave. I'm bettin' on Seabiscuit in the fourth. 283 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,615 Ok. Cut it out. 284 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,927 Really you two. 285 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:54,515 It's Thanksgiving, let's just act like we like each other. 286 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:55,724 At least for the day, ok. 287 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:57,070 - Tony toast. - Ok. Ok. 288 00:10:57,415 --> 00:11:00,280 To a wonderful Thanksgiving with my lovely wife, 289 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,213 my beautiful baby girl, 290 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:04,318 my collegiate son and his friend, 291 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:06,113 my prize race horse, Rachel, 292 00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,460 and uh, Madea and her grandson. 293 00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,255 Do you wanna chop up his food for him? 294 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,532 [Laughter] 295 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,500 -Tony. - Cheers. 296 00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:17,884 [Instrumental Music] 297 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:19,817 You know I really like that Sam girl. 298 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:21,404 Yeah, yeah she's pretty cool, you know. 299 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,337 And I think her and Devin got a little something, something goin' on. 300 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,754 Oh, yea. Devin gets really nervous around her. 301 00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:28,377 Naw, he just need to learn how to spit game like his Daddy. 302 00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:30,206 Cause I was never nervous when we first started datin'. 303 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,587 Please, Tony. 304 00:11:31,587 --> 00:11:34,279 You could barely make eye contact with me on our first date. 305 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:35,522 And I did all the talking. 306 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:39,664 Ok, well you gotta admit it was kinda a double date situation goin' on. 307 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,839 No, Tony. It was a triple date. 308 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,047 Me, you and your mother. 309 00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,395 And with all the questions she asked me, 310 00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:48,328 I didn't know if I was on a date or on trial. 311 00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:51,020 Ok, you exaggerating a little bit. 312 00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,402 You know, wait. Ok, you may have a point. 313 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:56,923 Hey mom, hey dad. 314 00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,476 Ah, can we talk to y'all. 315 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,167 - Sure. - Everything ok? 316 00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:03,377 Yeah, it's probably be best if y'all sit down for this one. 317 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,931 - Uh-oh. - Oh, goodness. 318 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,587 Ok, what is the bad news. 319 00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:08,106 Please don't tell me you're pregnant. 320 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:10,902 I'm not ready to be nobody's fly and fit grandma. 321 00:12:10,937 --> 00:12:12,939 - No, mom. - Ok. 322 00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:14,009 We don't got no bad news. 323 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:15,976 Actually we got great news. 324 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:18,323 - Mhmm. - Alright, well wha, what is it? 325 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:20,843 Um so... 326 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,776 me and Sam.... 327 00:12:23,294 --> 00:12:25,261 we kinda.... 328 00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:27,229 we.... 329 00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:29,403 we droppin' outta school and gettin' married. 330 00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:30,888 [Both] What!? 331 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:32,993 Hey, Ma. 332 00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,408 Hell naw. 333 00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:39,310 [Instrumental Music] 334 00:12:39,828 --> 00:12:40,794 You alright, come on. 335 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:46,455 [Audience Laughter] 336 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:50,217 Now, droppin' out and marriage. Pst, please. 337 00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:52,599 Over my dead body. Do I look anywhere near dead to you? 338 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,775 I mean you ain't really been eatin' right, 339 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,811 and that can lead to cardiac arrest. 340 00:12:58,674 --> 00:12:59,813 You want round two, boy. 341 00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:01,539 Keep it up. Lisa, talk to him. Talk to him. 342 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:03,955 Devin, Devin, you better explain yourself 343 00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:06,337 before you no longer have the vocal cords to do so. 344 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,959 Ok. Ok. 345 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:10,306 Me and Sam thought it would be best if we left school 346 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:13,102 to explore our paths as app inventors. 347 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:15,622 We could be the next Steve and Stevie Jobs. 348 00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:17,279 Who told you that lie? 349 00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:21,317 I mean a couple of kids at our school told us we had a billion dollar idea. 350 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:23,337 And Mom always tellin' me I'm a genius. 351 00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:25,390 So, I thought why not. 352 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:26,944 Yeah, yea, yeah, Devin is right. 353 00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:31,051 The app is definitely that good and it may be even better than facespace. 354 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:33,295 Pitch Please? Pitch please! 355 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,815 What does marriage have to do with any of this? 356 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:37,782 Seriously, I though you two were just friends. 357 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:38,852 We are. 358 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:40,440 However, it is statistically proven 359 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,545 that marriage would be perfect for our brand. 360 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,340 It is a great business move. 361 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,721 Beyonce and Jay Z did it. 362 00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:49,345 Beyonce and Jay Z are two of the most successful moguls of all time. 363 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:52,935 You are Devin and Sam. Two delusional college students who are wastin' my time. 364 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,488 [Audience laughter] 365 00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:56,801 But Dad, we're not wastin' your time. 366 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,907 You're just not willin' to listen. 367 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:01,254 This app could really change things. 368 00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,876 I could get rich. 369 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,740 Buy a lambo, a jet-pack. 370 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,985 And I could move y'all out the hood. 371 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:09,572 We don't even live in the hood. 372 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:10,884 This doesn't make any sense Devin. 373 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,059 Seriously, where are you gonna sell the app. 374 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,163 Don't you need a patent? 375 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,371 Mom. 376 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,546 I have Sam. 377 00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:19,824 Why do I need, Paula Patton. 378 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,930 [Laughter] 379 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,966 Unbelievable. This is unbelievable. I can't believe I'm hearin' this. 380 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:27,280 My spoiled ass son wants to turn down a once in lifetime opportunity, 381 00:14:27,314 --> 00:14:30,110 to be educated at one of the most prestigious institutions in the country. 382 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:32,181 Just to pursue some stupid app, that has zero longevity. 383 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:33,907 - But, Dad... -No but Dad, nothin'. 384 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,426 I thought that comin' home for Thanksgiving would help 385 00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:37,393 you realize you have parents that would give you everything. 386 00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,430 But, guess I was wrong. 387 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,123 Huh? 388 00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:45,160 I, I'm gonna go check on my husband. 389 00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,783 I, I, I mean fiancee. 390 00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:50,890 Mmm, mm, my, my friend, my friend. Bye. 391 00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:55,791 [Instrumental Music] 392 00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:59,036 You know I just can't believe he would do something like this. 393 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:00,278 Just so.... 394 00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:01,659 Just so... 395 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,179 [Sighs] [All] Devin. 396 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,871 Listen girl, he gonna come to his senses eventually. 397 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,528 I mean remember that time, I wanted to drop out of school, 398 00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:10,323 just so I could become a stripper? 399 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:11,669 So stupid. 400 00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:14,430 Rachel, you did drop out of school and become a stripper. 401 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,330 Well, at least I was a successful one. 402 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,366 I mean they was throwin' two dollar bills over here. 403 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:21,506 At this red velvet butt cake. 404 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,992 Ah..[Laughing] Don't hate. 405 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,718 Ok, ok, can we stay on topic, please. 406 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,962 Don't nobody wanna hear stories of a gargoyle slidin' down a pole. 407 00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:35,313 Maybe Devin's entrepreneurial skills are more advanced than we give him credit for. 408 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:36,521 Yeah, but an average app. 409 00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:38,178 I mean, how dumb can this boy be? 410 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,766 Pretty dumb, Dad. 411 00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:42,010 I mean remember that one time he needed a tutor just to learn how to scribble. 412 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:44,046 [Laughing] -That's true. 413 00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:47,325 The face that he wants to get married. That is just beyond my comprehension. 414 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,604 Well, I would definitely have to agree with you on that one, Lisa. 415 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:53,331 Even though Devin seems like he has a decent head on his shoulders. 416 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,161 You mean, a pretty big dumb head. 417 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,578 I think kids are bound to regret the decisions they make in life. 418 00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,890 But they should also learn from those mistakes. 419 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:02,962 [Fake Sneeze] Dump Lori! 420 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,826 [Fake Sneeze] Dump Lori! Cold in here. 421 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:09,002 Look, everyone thinks monogamy is the way to live. 422 00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:11,280 I mean I dodged that bullet a long time ago. 423 00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:14,663 I mean come on man, who wants to be condemned to a shackled relationship 424 00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:17,424 when you can have all this abundance of booty... 425 00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:19,979 I, I mean beauty. 426 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,670 Awaiting for you at all times. 427 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:22,982 Wait, hold up. Who, what? 428 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,329 Who you think you talkin' to? 429 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,193 You're seeing other women? 430 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,126 Hmm, can't say I didn't see that one comin'. 431 00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,439 You remember, I told you I don't like to be tied down? 432 00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:33,751 Coulda had me fooled. 433 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:36,926 So, you been playin' my sister? 434 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:38,998 Ya, playa. You been playin' me? 435 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:42,001 Ah, come on, Lori. Baby, you know I ain't no playa. 436 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:45,349 I mean look, I'm not saying we can't have something someday. 437 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:48,317 But, I mean I'm still in my twenties. 438 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:50,492 Come on Tony. You know what I'm talkin' about brother. 439 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:51,700 [Laughs] 440 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,702 No, I do not know what you speak of brother. 441 00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:56,670 I'm a very happily married man, of twenty years. 442 00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,294 You led me on. 443 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,712 You led me on. You made me think we had something real. 444 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,438 It is real. 445 00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:07,888 But it's also like my daddy used to say, 446 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:11,030 it's a poor rat, that only has one hole to crawl into. 447 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,929 [Laughing] You a fool. That was a good one. 448 00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:17,933 I, I, I mean it's a good one if, what I mean by... 449 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,072 brother you gotta roll. 450 00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:20,798 That's right, man. You gotta, roll. 451 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,971 -Mm hmm. - Come on! 452 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:26,286 Get your triflin', little young rat ass up outta here. 453 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:29,565 Before I give you another piercing that you didn't come up in here with. 454 00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:32,741 Y'all got any older sisters? 455 00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:33,638 Get out! 456 00:17:33,707 --> 00:17:35,088 To the left, baby boy. 457 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:44,166 Mmm. Back to friggin' cougar dot com. 458 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:45,478 Don't worry. 459 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:48,136 We can just go to the playground and get you another one. 460 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:53,934 [Instrumental Music] 461 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:55,350 Oow, I love this movie. 462 00:17:55,419 --> 00:17:57,283 Oh yeah, School Daze is good. 463 00:17:57,317 --> 00:17:59,388 But it's gonna make me start thinking about Devin. 464 00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:00,182 Pst.. 465 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:02,219 How bout this, see what else... 466 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,600 Oow, this one starring Dustin Hoffman. 467 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,223 The Graduate. Tony, come on that's worse. 468 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,363 [Doorbell Rings] Aw, you right. 469 00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:10,917 Scroll through, man. Maybe you can find Soul Plane or something. 470 00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:13,022 [Audience Laughter] 471 00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:15,577 Ah, look it's the Dropout starring Devin. 472 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,924 Can I come in? 473 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,374 Come on. 474 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,893 What's you come here to tell us. 475 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:25,276 That, you and Sam are adopting a couple of African babies cause it's good for your brand. 476 00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:27,382 Actually, I come to apologize. 477 00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:28,417 Apologize over here. 478 00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:31,351 Really now? 479 00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:32,628 Yes, really. 480 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,561 I'm not gonna drop out of college. 481 00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:38,427 Dad, I realize there was opportunity presented in front of me, 482 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,257 and I took advantage of it. 483 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,190 I was selfish and I'm sorry. 484 00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,400 Well, well, I'm glad you come over to tell that, son. 485 00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:46,642 I am too, honey. 486 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,610 And you know if you want to explore being an app inventor 487 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:51,923 with Sam as a hobby, I'm totally fine with that. 488 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,202 Oh, no. I'm done with that. 489 00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,238 And I'm done with that little bird too. 490 00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:59,138 As soon as we found out there was an app called, 491 00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:01,070 Pitch Better Have My Melody. 492 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:05,247 You know, we decided that the marriage thing wasn't gonna work. 493 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:09,976 But you know I didn't care anyways because I got my eye on Rihanna. 494 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:11,771 Mmm. 495 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,014 To get a girl like that you gonna have to work, work, work, work, work. 496 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,327 Well, I'll do that, that, that, that. 497 00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:18,985 [Laughing] I know that's right. 498 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,159 Cause she got... 499 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:21,953 Change the channel. 500 00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:27,166 [Instrumental Music] 501 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,408 Hey, baby. Why you lookin' like that? 502 00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:30,169 You still worried about, Devin? 503 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:33,102 Uh, no. I've accepted the fact that my son is irresponsible. 504 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,657 Devin, loses his keys, drops his phone in toilets. 505 00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:38,729 But you know, I realized he will, get over that stage soon. 506 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:40,351 Oh, then why the long face? 507 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,698 I just want my sister to be happy. 508 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:46,150 Lori, seems to make such bad decisions when it come to men. 509 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,048 I know a guy that works down at the Zoo, 510 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,843 he can hook her up with one of them giraffes, maybe. 511 00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:52,329 She likes tall men. 512 00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:53,813 Tony! 513 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:55,539 I'm serious. 514 00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:57,541 Don't you have any friends you can hook her up with? 515 00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:01,683 No, look. All my friends are horrible when comes to dating women. 516 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:03,340 Matter of fact, yeah I can hook her up. 517 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:05,756 Ok, how bout Donnie? 518 00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:06,757 Donnie? 519 00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:07,896 Yeah. 520 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:10,174 Look, their names will go together perfectly. 521 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,108 Like, Brad and Angelina. Brangelina. 522 00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:16,111 Donnie and Lori. Dori. 523 00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:18,389 Or Lonnie. 524 00:20:18,389 --> 00:20:19,494 Or Delori. 525 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:20,943 Or Divorced. 526 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,637 For the record, I am just kidding about hookin' her up with Donnie. 527 00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:27,053 Matter of fact, leave me out of it. I do not wanna play Cupid. 528 00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,228 Uhh yeah, you're right. 529 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,885 It's best to stay outta grown folks business. 530 00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:34,233 Night. 531 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,061 Night? 532 00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:36,580 Yeah, I'm going to sleep. 533 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,547 Not before, I get into your grown folks business.